A snail slowly slimes his way into a car dealership.
"Can I help you, sir?" asks the salesman.
"I hope so," says the snail. "I'm looking for a really fast car."
"We have many cars that go fast," replies the salesman.
"Do you also do specialty paint jobs?" asks the snail.
"Why, yes, we do. What are you looking for?"
The snail says, "I'd like you to paint a large letter 'S' on the door."
"That's a strange request," says the salesman. "Why would you want that?"
The snail says, "When I drive by, I want people to say, 'Look at that S-car go!'"
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