A pretty young woman at the farmer's market asked a vendor for the price of his apples.
He winked at her and said, "One kiss apiece."
The young woman paused, then smiled and asked for a dozen apples.
The vendor gladly complied. Upon handing over the apples, he declared that he was owed a dozen kisses.
The young woman winked back at him, and pointed to the elderly gentleman standing behind her.
"Grandpa's paying."
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